Monday, February 16, 2009

Banana Greenback


Banana Greenback
Similar to 
Malaya's Japanese
Banana Notes ~
Worthless
Paper ~
Not Even
Good For 
Wiping Backside
May Flood
World's Financial Markets
By The Trillions
As The Great
American Dream
Turns Into
World Depression
Nightmare!

I Still
Keep Some
Japanese Banana Notes
Left To Me
By My Father
As Souvenirs
Of
The Great
Japanese Empire

Perhaps
The Greenback
Would Be
Just Useless
Reminders
Of
The Greatness
Of America
In Future
As American Decline
Sets In
And Spirals
Into
Bottomless
Bitter
Bane
Of
The World!

Grim Facts


Grim Facts
Stark Reality
Stare
Clear American Decline ~
No.1 Military Power
Is
World's Biggest 
Debtor!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Peanut Effect



For Peanut Effect
Find Root Cause

That's Because
Cause Produces Effect

So Come All
Together Sing Simply:

Chorus: Pay Peanuts
                  Get Monkeys

                 Salmonella Spreads
                  Faster Than Butter

                 People Die
                  Level 5 Alert

                 All Peanuts Recall
                  No More Sales

                 So Profits Go Down
                   And Down
                 Don't Blame Me!

See It's So Clear
But Still People Don't Fear

When FDA Pushes
The Buck From Here
To 
There
Now Who's Responsible
Where
Dummies, Oh! Dear
Don't Listen
And
Follow The Rules
And
Just Don't Care
For
Health Safety Quality!

So Sing All Dear
Loud And Clear:

Chorus: Pay Peanuts
                   Get Monkeys

                 No Quality Management
                  No Quality Result!