Peanut Effect

For Peanut Effect

Find Root Cause

That's Because

Cause Produces Effect

So Come All

Together Sing Simply:

Chorus: Pay Peanuts

                  Get Monkeys

                 Salmonella Spreads

                  Faster Than Butter

                 People Die

                  Level 5 Alert

                 All Peanuts Recall

                  No More Sales

                 So Profits Go Down

                   And Down

                 Don't Blame Me!

See It's So Clear

But Still People Don't Fear

When FDA Pushes

The Buck From Here

To 

There

Now Who's Responsible

Where

Dummies, Oh! Dear

Don't Listen

And

Follow The Rules

And

Just Don't Care

For

Health Safety Quality!

So Sing All Dear

Loud And Clear:

Chorus: Pay Peanuts

                   Get Monkeys

                 No Quality Management

                  No Quality Result!